Who are you?

You, me, them, us. Let’s decide together.

No, seriously, who are you?

We are everything your mother warned you about.

We are primarily indie artists with annoyingly opposite opinions on everything. We are here because we have a place to stay and on-line toosl to sell or show our art under our conditions.

But mostly, we would like it to be a safe haven for artists who feel wrangled to bits by the establishment and their environment.

Are you different? Are you looked upon? Do you need to put your portfolio online? Are you trying to sell your art? Read this and then drop us an email.

We already have this site ready to roll, and you’re welcome to participate. But don’t expect the bed to be made; you’ll need to bring your own linens, cover, and plenty of energy.

This site looks like you don't seem to take anything seriously.

Tell us something we haven't heard.

Your artwork is expensive and looks horrible. My nephew is four, and he does a better job.

Your nephew is very talented.

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Yeah, we kept the placeholder, so what!?

I'm visiting and you seem extremely rude. Do I have to behave?

This website is our place. Respect it. You don’t get to put your feet on the table, jump on the couch, or throw stuff on the floor.

You mess up, you clean up. You break stuff, you repair it. You take stuff, you pay. You annoy us, and you get not to be welcome.

Why are you so rude?

We are artists. We have an oversized ego. Our mother always told us we were special. That stuff leaves huge scars, man. So we get to have an attitude, and you don't.

What’s this size stuff all about?

• Print size is approximately 10cm x 10cm.

  • We don't want you to complain because yours is 0.04mm smaller than ours.

• Limited edition of 10 prints and not one more.

  • That's how you get to think you bought something unique.

• The whole paperwork shebang and then some.

  • You know, stuff to show off to your friends, like a certificate of authenticity and a bill of purchase.

• You will have to get your own frame. Please do not insist.

  • Please don't.

• It is printed on Canson Baryta Prestige II 340gr/m2.

  • Because that’s how it is.

Why must I pay 1% of the purchase price if I cancel?

Because the credit card company says so. And Stripe too.

More than 500 EUR for shipping? Are you kidding me?

I already told you, stop complaining. You are giving us a migraine.

You purchased a limited-edition work of art, and you do not want it to get lost or damaged. It is insured, and that comes at a cost.

What’s about the AI-generated images?

We hate them. So we use them as placeholders. Didn’t we tell you that we’re annoyingly opposite on everything?

The majority of the FAQs is just a joke, right?

I thought you’d never ask. Of course, except for the bits in bold.

Life is too serious; we make it bearable.